Dear Cable, This Relationship Isn’t Working

Dear Cable TV,

I’ve let this relationship go on too long, and it hasn’t been working for a while. I feel like I give and give and give to you, and I don’t get nearly enough in return.


You are going to regret having a child…

People don’t walk around telling mothers they are going to regret having children, no b/c the mom would bitch slap them with her lactating boob. Sooooooo, why is ok to tell women who don’t want children that they will one day regret it??